Nope. I write for continental domination, like some crazed, upstart despot.
And now with Australia's Regime Magazine crumbling to my will, I can claim another land mass. That makes 3 out of 7 continents.
Look out Antarctica, you're next.
The kind folks at Regime took my short story honeymoon for their next issue, due out sometime around November. The story is based on an incident that happened at a cottage party after my high school graduation some 25+ years ago, although I substituted a mother and daughter for my two friends. But that's all you'll get out of me! No spoilers here! You'll have to wait to read it to find out the thrilling adventure! Or subtle ennui.
I'll post ordering info as it becomes available.