ok, look to your right like you’re reading that thing there.
no, more to your right.
but then I can’t read it.
just look like you’re reading it. wait a second, I meant your left.
your nose looks big looking to your right.
if I look to my left, I really can’t read it.
jesus, just pretend to read it!
ok, good, now type but look up at me but still type. but don’t look
right at me just in my general direction.
but I can’t see what I’m typing. I’m not a very good typist, so I
have to look.
just type anything, I don’t care. type gibberish.
well, that should be easy, that’s all I’ve been writing for the last 20